Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
W > Wonderful
I > Item
F > For
E > Entertainment
.....
H > Handsome
U > Useful
S > Smart
B > But
A > At
N > Night
D > Dangerous
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7 smiles =1 meeting
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
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SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling
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FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They're below C level

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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
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