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Muhammad Ummar Iqbal's Joke SMS  Muhammad Ummar Iqbal's Joke SMS
BV sharabi shohr ko theek kerne k liye Kala Libas Pehan kr khari ho gai
Shohar Jhomty howy
Kon ho tum ?
BV:churail
Shrabi:
Hath mila main teri Behan ka Shohr:

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Category: Joke Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
.BV: Is Week Hm Roz Cinema Jayen ge Us k next Week Roz Shoping K Liye Jayen ge
Hsbnd: Or Us k next week daily Masjid Jayen ge
BV: Q?
Hsbnd: Bheek mangne..

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Category: Joke Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
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Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia
I LOVE YOu
Pathan Ghussy me beti se kehta he:
jis ne sms kia hai usy me dekh lunga filhal tum us ka sms usy wapis bhej do.

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Category: Joke Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
.1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha,
Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka
Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe Ly Gaya

Or

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Wahan Se Neche Phaink Diya.=P:-).

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.Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya
Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge
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Pathan : kitna kharcha hoga
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Nurse :3000
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Pathan:tanka lagwana he

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Karhai nhi karwani...

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