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 Pak_Army's Funny SMS
Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp, Once u stamp a gal, she wouldn%u2019t go anywhere else Guys r like stamp paper, jitne bhi lagao kum hai
Gul Khan ne Job k Liye Apply Kia. Jawab Aaya to Khushi mein 1 Grand Garty Ker Daali. Dost ne Fermaish ki k Appointment Letter Dikhao. Gul: Ye English main hy mein Tarjma Karta hon. "Dear Gul Khan You Do not meet" Pyarey Gul khan Aap to Miltey Hei Nai. "our requirements" Hamari Zarorat Ho Aap. "no further Correspondence." Aur Zid na Karen, Jaldi Aa Jaen. "will be Entertained" Aapki Buhat Khidmat ki Jaye Gi.
Teacher: Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements? . . Pathan Student: Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Afreen, Parveen, & Yasmeen. :-)
Pathan: Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazaar Konsi Bus Jaye Gi? Aadmi: 21 Numbr. 1 Ghantay baad wo aadmi wapis aaya to dekha Pathan udhr hi Tha. Aadmi Bola: Kya hua khan Saab aap Gaye nhi Abhi Tak. Pathan: Bas yara 18 bus Guzar gai hen. 2 or Huzar Jayen to 21vi aa jaye gi to hm jaey ga. :-)
Question to Pathan: In Which State Ravi Flows? Pathan: Liquid State. Audience Clapped. Man was Shocked. Turned behind & found the audience, All were Pathans!
Teacher: Zameen aur Aasman ka Aapas me Kiya Rishta Hai? Pathan: Bhae behan ka. Teacher: Wo Kase? Patahn: Q ke hum Chaand ko Mamu aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain. :-)
Ek Pathan T.v par Bomb Rakh Kar Pakistan ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha. B.v Ne Pocha: Ye Bomb Kis Liye? Pathan: Agar Ye Haar Gaye to Poori Team ko Bomb Se Urra Don Ga.
Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon lagaye? Son: Ghar pe 2 Guest Aane hain. Pathan: Kon? Son: Ami ka bhai or Mera Mamo. Pathan: Phir 1 or Laga, Mera Sala Bhi Aaraha Hai. :-)
Pathan Dukaan Wale Se: Aur Janab Kaise Ho? Dukan Wala: Bas Aapki Dua Chahiye. Pathan: O Beghairat Wo Hum Tumko Nahi Dega. Dukan Wala: Magar Q? Pathan: Kyo K Wo Abhi "8" Saal Ki Hai. :-)
Sardar: Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey? , , , , Pathan: Jootay Se Mar Do. :-)
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