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PROFESSOR Akal bari ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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Aik Pathan ankhain band kr k mirror k agay batha hoa tha. 2nd Pathan: O, khan bhai kia kr rahi ho. 1st Pathan: o' mai daikh rahi hon k may soaya hoa kasa lagta hon.
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