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ISLAM is A School,

DUNIYA is A Class,

WE are Student,

QURAN is Sylabus,

Ramzan is Test,

NAMAZ is Practical,

MUHAMMAD S.A.W.W is Teacher,

ALLAH is Examiner,
&
QAYAMAT is date of Result

So Try to get first position for success.

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Category: Islam Posted by: Prince Baloch
Jo baat main kah nahi sakta
ussay tum farz hi kar lo


chalo tum farz hi kar lo
mujhy tum se mohabbat hai

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Category: Poetry Posted by: Darvaish Ali
Ek Muddat se meri Maa nahi soyi

Tabish

Maine ek baar kaha tha mujhay dar lagta hai

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Category: Poetry Posted by: Darvaish Ali
Chicken Tikka Aise Pakao K Kacha na ho
oR
Mohabat aise Nibhao k Bacha na ho...:)
Veena Malik ki kitab
"Garam Jawani ty Thanda Pani" :-)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
Six pearls of wisdom

1.Money can't buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in BMW than on a cycle.

2.Forgive ur enemy but remember the idiot's name.

3.Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.

4.Many people are alive because it illegal to shoot them.

5.Alcohal doesn't solve any problem but neither does juice.

6.Smoking kills but if u don't smoke doesn't mean u will never die.

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Category: Funny Posted by: Zara Ali
Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay: Ya Allah! apny hifz-o-aman main rakhna.

Ghar ataay huay: ya Allah tera shukar!

.

Aur shadi shuda ghar se nikaltay huay: Ya Allah tera shukar!

Gahr ky andar jatay huay:
Ya Allah! apny hifz-o-aman main rakhna.! :)

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Category: Husband Wife SMS Posted by: Zara Ali
Bohat Udas hy ya dil tery janay sy..

Ho saky to lot aa kisi bahany sy..

Aj phir MOLVI tumhain dhoond raha hy..

kiun k phir lota ghaib hy Masjid k gusal khanay sy.

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Category: Joke Posted by: Zara Ali
Jab Shetan ne kaha k ay RABB

"Teri Izzat ki qasam!

me tere bando ko hamesha behkata rahoonga,

jab tak unki roohain un k jismon me rahengi.."

ALLAH RABULIZZAT ne Irshad Farmaya,

"Mujhy Qasam hy apni Izzat-o-Jalal ki aur Apne Aala Maqam ki.

jab tak wo mujh se Asstaghfar karte rahenge,

MAIN UN KO BAKHASHTA RAHUN GA"

SUBHAN-ALLAH

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Category: Islam Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
6 signs of being a Pakistani student

1.Ratta marnay ko "mehnat" samajhna.

2.Hr semester k start mn ye ehd kerna "ic semester main sath sath prhna hy"

3.apna cell off ker k perhna Or phr 5,5 mint bd on kr k dkhna k koi msg to ni aya?

4.grp stdy k duran bar bar ye elan kerna k "ab ksi ne koi chawli mari to grp sy bahir"

5.prhny se phly course k page gin'na or phr khauf sy bnd kr dna

6.Hr lecture k end mn agy wly ko puchna "yr tenu smj aya?..mnu tay kakh v ni aya. :)

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Category: Funny Posted by: Muhammad Ummar Iqbal
One sunday morning a fisherman woke up so early...
thr wasn't enough light to get into the sea...
suddenly he saw a pack of stones...
To pass time he start throwing stones into the sea...

while he was having the last stone in his hand...

The sun came up thn he say that the stone was a diamond...

he felt very bad about this misfortune as he has thrown all stones into the sea..

Moral of story:
Do not get up early on Sunday morning..! :-P :-D

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Category: Funny Posted by: Prince Baloch
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