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What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

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Category: Joke Posted by: Pak_Army
What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

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What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!

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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

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When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

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You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

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You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

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